Bill Maher Quotes


When the tabloids photograph me when I'm out, I always say: "You know what, folks? I'm not married and I'm not gay. You caught me with a hot chick. You got me. Take me to hot-chick jail. Did it again. Guilty."


Citations

Maher, Bill. Bill Maher: The Decider. Directed by John Moffitt, HBO, 2007.

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Bill Maher
Bill Maher
  • Born: January 20, 1956
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

William Maher is an American comedian, political commentator, and television host. He is known for the HBO political talk show Real Time with Bill Maher (2003–present) and the similar late-night show called Politically Incorrect (1993–2002), originally on Comedy Central and later on ABC.