George Carlin Quotes

We have not the time to take our time.

I am a man in a hurry.

The trouble is that I'm in a hurry, but God isn't.

You know, I'm not in a hurry, and everybody else in Hollywood - particularly agents and managers - they're all in a hurry.

So I am concerned about the amount of time we have to make it, cause it doesn't matter how much money you have, you can't create more time.

There's time enough, but none to spare.

People are nice enough, but you can hear the giant tick of the second hand. People are so harried.

I am always in a rush because time is slipping away, and I am chasing it, chasing it.

I am an incredibly impatient person.

We'll grow old waiting.

I'd be smiling if I wasn't so desperate. I'd be patient if I had the time.

People are content to wait a long time for salvation, but prefer dinner to turn up inside an hour.

Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear.

Ah! the clock is always slow; it is later than you think.

Never before have we had so little time in which to do so much.

Even speed, when we are anxious, seems like delay.

I suddenly realized that we were on borrowed time, that time is always borrowed, and that the lending agency exacts its premium precisely when we are least prepared to pay and need to borrow more.

The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast

I never keep boys waiting. It's a hard trial for a boy to wait.

Waiting is far more difficult than doing.

Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.

Not everyone can wait: neither the sated nor the satisfied nor those without respect can wait. The only ones who can wait are people who carry restlessness around with them.

I'm not one of these people who likes to do as little as possible. I really do feel the hot breath of time on the back of my neck these days. And there are certain things I want to do before my time is up.

When you do a movie the clock is ticking. It's like a sport.

I feel like I don't have a lot of time left.