Judd Trump Quotes

Always tip a drag queen. If they're good, they deserve it. And if they're bad, at least they'll go away after that buck.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

In Canada, good waitresses are tipped well. I learnt that the harder you work, the more money you make.

It seems like the first law of Nature is that everybody likes to receive things, but nobody likes to feel grateful.

The thankful receiver bears a plentiful harvest.

Some people feel good about helping others, and they do so often. They do not realize that their good deeds have a second agenda. They want to be appreciated.

When you bring a man two millions of money, you need have but little fear that you will not be well received.

I didn't realize people tip for take-out.

I have been very fortunate, so much is expected of me.

Anyone who says they don't like to receive a gift is lying.

I think if you've been invited to someone's house, you eat what they serve you. Even if you leave hungry, you be gracious enough to eat what they've prepared.

It's interesting, the more successful you become the more people want to give you stuff for nothing.

Giving gifts to others is a fundamental activity, as old as humanity itself. Yet in the modern, complex world, the particulars of gift-giving can be extraordinarily challenging.

Folks, if you give people things for free, don't blame them for taking them.

Let no good deed go unpunished!

I once waited on a group of 10 people, and one guy collected the money from the check and tipped me $20 on $600. I told him in front of everyone, 'Jews like you give Jews like me a bad name.' That was my last waitressing job.

Listen, re-gifting is fine as long as there is transparency. You just have to be like, 'This is something I got that I couldn't use, and I thought you might like it.'

A man can give me a steak, and he's got my attention.

When you develop a reputation for being responsive and generous, an ever-expanding mountain of requests will come your way.

That's the way life works: gratitude and appreciation just bring more goodness. Remember: Everything we give out comes back. Gratitude has all sorts of little, surprising rewards.

The more you do for others without expectation of return, the more you'll get back from the most unexpected sources.

No one wearies of benefits received.

When I was young I asked more of people than they could give: everlasting friendship, endless feeling. Now I know to ask less of them than they can give: a straightforward companionship. And their feelings, their friendship, their generous actions seem in my eyes to be wholly miraculous: a consequence of grace alone.

I have tipped waiters, and I have been tipped by waiters.