Steve Guttenberg Quotes

I haven't got many anecdotes. Maybe I should do something scandalous.

No one wants to stay in the tabloids. But it's actually not a terrible place to start.

The easiest way to get 15 minutes of fame is to be rude to somebody.

Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous.

Controversy sells books.

I do not deny I brought most of my notoriety on myself, nor do I apologize for it.

What kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.

But hey, controversy - well, it hasn't hurt me in 50 years.

Any press is good press. So keep on ragging me.

I hope there's a tinge of disgrace about me. Hopefully, there's one good scandal left in me yet.

Television's Mr. Filth: that's me.

OK, so I'm not famous for the right reasons.

To have news value is to have a tin can tied to one's tail.

Vice President Quayle has been the object of too much attention that does not flatter him.

The way to become famous fast, is to throw a brick at someone who is famous

Just getting your name in the papers and having people talk about you is not always a good thing.

Being infamous is not fun. It becomes a weird occupation in and of itself.

Maybe I should have a scandal - then I can be on 'Dancing With the Stars.'

I don't know how I became controversy's favourite child.

I was the star of a film you don't want to be the star in.

Larry Summers is to modesty what Madonna is to Chastity.

Many are the stories I have heard about myself. I have mistresses I have never met. When I hear that I am a sodomist and a zoophalist then I shall know that I have reached the high point of fame, but I suppose I can hardly expect such exaltation for many years.

It is better a man should be abused than forgotten.

Alcibiades had a very handsome dog, that cost him seven thousand drachmas; and he cut off his tail, "that," said he, "the Athenians may have this story to tell of me, and may concern themselves no further with me.

If I never hear of Kim Kardashian and Casey Anthony again, it would make my entire day.