Brian Blessed Quotes

David Cameron has a different style to Gordon Brown.

[Referring to British Prime Minister Anthony Eden: He is not only a bore but he bores for England.

I don't think I've ever sent a text to Gordon Brown because I'm confident that he would absolutely have no idea how to receive it. He barely managed to master WordPerfect 4.1.

I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself.

Tony Blair - good thing there are not parliamentary elections in this country.

It would be easy to assume that the open letter is a symptom of the Internet age. Such is not the case. In 1774, Benjamin Franklin wrote an open letter to the prime minister of Great Britain, Lord North - a satirical call for the imposition of martial law in the colonies.

My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.

Nothing beats a private visit to Number Ten or Chequers to take the wind out of rebellious sails.

In the past, I used to counter any such notions by asking myself: 'Would you really want President Hattersley?' I now find that possibility rather cheers me up. With his chubby, Dickensian features and his knowledge of T.H. Green and other harmless leftish political classics, Hattersley might not be such a bad thing after all.

Vote Labor and you can build castles in the air. Vote Conservative and you can live in them.

I didn’t think that I would ever get elected. After all, you don’t vote for somebody who is attacking Santa Claus.

An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, Clement Atlee got out/

When I become prime minister, I'm going to buy one of those Margaret Thatcher handbags, and I'll bang it on the table and demand my money back from the government for past bad services.

I was joking the other day that I'm American UKIP.

I think there were times when, if circumstances had developed, I might have been tempted into politics. I am a fan of Tony Blair. I think Gordon Brown is a fine man, but I think he's headed for one hell of a bloody struggle.

David Cameron has given one of my paintings to President Obama. It's quite mad, really. But it's OK. It's not the kind of recognition I seek or get every day, but Cameron seems quite a positive kind of guy and Obama's a dude. I would probably have had issues if it had been for Bush.

David Cameron is no Margaret Thatcher.

I've got genuine political reasons for not voting for David Cameron. He's got a tiny little mouth.

I was there when Gordon Brown basically was taking over - so right in the middle of that transition. It was fantastic; I learnt a lot.

Michael Gove was one of the worst things to ever happen to the education system in this country. David Cameron is the worst Prime Minister this country has ever had.

Northern Ireland isn't actually part of Great Britain, but we still want it to be part of 'Sofa Watch.'

I can make a joke pointing out that David Cameron told off Sri Lanka for human rights abuses committed with weapons Britain sold it - like Ronald McDonald calling you a fat bastard.

It is almost impossible to say the name of Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawat without adding 'give a dog a bone'

George Clooney says he's had sex with too many women to ever run for office. He was immediately made Prime Minister of Italy.