Steven Wright Quotes


When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.


Citations

Wright, Steven. I Have a Pony. Warner Bros. Records, 1985.

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Steven Wright
Steven Wright
  • Born: December 6, 1955
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations.