David Sedaris Quotes


When asked "What do we need to learn this for?" any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness.


Citations

Sedaris, David. Me Talk Pretty One Day. Little, Brown and Company, 2000.

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David Sedaris
David Sedaris
  • Born: December 26, 1956
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Writer

David Raymond Sedaris is an American humorist, comedian, author, and radio contributor. He was publicly recognized in 1992 when National Public Radio broadcast his essay "Santaland Diaries." He published his first collection of essays and short stories, Barrel Fever, in 1994. He is the brother and writing collaborator of actor Amy Sedaris.