Hermione Gingold Quotes

Very unfortunately, she had no husband. She had never had a husband, and therefore did not kill a husband.

The others were only my wives. But you, my dear, will be my widow.

The only question I ever ask any woman is, 'what time is your husband coming home?'

Beulah has a husband?' I know. It's a miracle. There can't be more than two people on the planet who'd be willing to sleep with her, and here we are both in the same town.

I'll have no husband, if you be not he.

I'm married - I've caught my limit.

It would take a hell of a wife to beat no wife at all.

You have to believe it and you hate it. I don't have to and I think it's beautiful.

People forget that I was married. I love that, Will he get married? I don't talk about it because I don't think about it. I don't ever question other peoples' versions of how they live their lives or what they do.

Some women are born to be married, some achieve marriage, and others have marriage thrust upon them.

In private I'm not. You will have to ask my wife. She maintains I'm a fluffy husband.

Right Jo better be happy old maids than unhappy wives or unmaidenly girls running about to find husbands.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.

Are you married? What do you do for agravation?

Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.

I'm not one of those people who are desperate to get married.

I was born Mary Patterson, but then I married and naturally took my husband's name, so now I'm Neil Patterson.

Genuine religion is matter of feeling rather than matter of opinion.

I've always been someone who's kept my private life a little private. When there's a ring on my finger, I'll talk about it.

Better be an old maid, a woman with herself as a husband, than the wife of a fool; and Solomon more than hints that all men are fools; and every wise man knows himself to be one.

Whether you are really right or not doesn't matter; it's the belief that counts.

I cannot see myself as a wife. Ugly word.

I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands.

I wasn’t a fabulous cook. I didn’t have a boyfriend, much less a husband. And I wasn’t a big financial success. I could live with all those failings as long as I knew that once in a while I looked really hot.