Redd Foxx Quotes

Honestly, I love stealing things.

It is needless to say that women make the most patient as well as the most dangerous pickpockets.

If you steal, do not steal too much at a time. You may be arrested. Steal cleverly, little by little.

I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."

Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?

I now know how to steal a watch when someone's wearing it. It's an excellent talent to have.

I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.

The number one rule of thieves is that nothing is too small to steal.

Me and my partners had been stealing cars for a while.

We have secrets, and we have the same secrets that criminals have. Sometimes the only difference between a criminal and a law-abiding citizen is that somebody found out the criminal's secret.

If you want to steal, steal a little in a nice way. But if you steal too much to become rich overnight, you'll be caught.

Many would say the reason why they steal is because they want to have an arsenal for future political exploits. It is a lie. It is greed. In any case, even if you want to do that, you have no right to do it.

If you're a drug addict, often you're stealing - I've gotten done for shoplifting a few times.

Men kill for many reasons, they steal but for one-greed.

I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone.

I never thought I was cut out for a life of crime. I even felt guilty when I accidentally stole a Subbuteo catalogue, thinking it was free. But everyone has an inner rebel, and mine has finally found a natural outlet. My crime of choice is that, with a heart as cold as ice and no care for what society thinks, I steal wireless computer network time.

I'm the guy who happened to be home the night Kat came to steal a Monet."- Hale

Wait. Far be it for me to say this" — Hamish looked around the compartment — "and if anyone tells Uncle Eddie I suggested being an upstanding citizen I'll kill 'em, but aren't there...laws and stuff? I mean, can't you...you know...sue him or something?" asked the boy who had once stolen an entire circus, all three rings.

The difference between a politician and a pickpocket is that a pickpocket doesn't always get indignant when you tell him to keep his hands to himself.

I once knew a man who stole a Ferris Wheel.

To England will I steal, and there I'll steal.

Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.

Took flowers from a hearse, romanced a nurse. Put the girl asleep, then I went through her purse.

...I just pulled a pretty big job and needed to hide out for awhile." "...Where's all the loot?" "That, as my cousin Nord would say, is where my improvised lie falls apart." Artemis put two and two together and arrived at a very unpleasant four. "You were here to rob me!" "No, I wasn't. How dare you?!

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.