Graeme Simsion Quotes

If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all.

I love coffee. It's one of my favorite things in the world, and I love tasting different coffees.

My workday begins around 11 A.M., with a cup of black coffee in each hand. If I had more hands, there would be more coffee.

I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.

I got hooked on espresso when I visited Italy at 18, but these days I prefer a 'flat white.' It's like a small latte with less milk - they're popular in Australia.

I always start my day with a red-eye misto - two shots, extra hot, extra foam - from Starbucks.

My dad had always been a big decaf coffee drinker. But my mom had always been more of a tea drinker. So I grew up around a lot of tea. And I also really love tea. But I'm not one of those people who has ever felt the need to choose between coffee and tea. I think that is a completely false dichotomy.

I'm the only person who's uninspired by the Starbucks mocha peppermint whatever-it-is.

I have a lot of Italian friends, and they have espressos.

If I've ever followed Conte, then it's been to get a coffee at most.

I drink coffee every day, either espresso or cortado, which is two shots espresso and steamed milk.

Oh, me? I'm not 80% water. I'm 80% coffee, and a little bit of sass.

Coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup. That's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup — that's it.

scapegoat, n. I think our top two are: 1. Not enough coffee. 2. Too much coffee.

This is a funny story. We'd asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they'd come in with their cups of coffee and stuff. And so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, and it didn't work. So I don't have any cappuccino ... I didn't miss the cappuccino, I missed the idea of cappuccino.

Coffee is the highlight of my day. After coffee everything is downhill.

Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.

We are totally dysfunctional.” “I prefer ‘selectively deviant’. But we’ll keep that to ourselves.

Those who are overreached by our cunning are far from appearing to us as ridiculous as we appear to ourselves when the cunning of others has overreached us.

I used to think of that line in Allen Ginsberg's 'Howl', about the 'sad cup of coffee'.. ..I have had cold coffee and hot coffee and lousy coffee, But I've never had a sad cup of coffee.

"And we'll call you... hmmm. Pudge." "Huh?" "Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right."

Is it still cool to go to the mall?' she asked. 'I take quite a lot of pride in not knowing what's cool,' I answered.

The only source of the true Ridiculous (as it appears to me) is affectation

Now I must give one smirk and then we may be rational again

Irony: Don't let yourself be controlled by it, especially during uncreative moments.