Charlie Daniels Quotes

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat.

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

I'm from Florida, and my family somehow is really into country music. We're all southern in a way: My grandpa hunts, my uncle's, like, a redneck, and we're all NASCAR fans.

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.

I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.

You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet 'Ms. Right

Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.

There's a lot of rednecks in the country where I grew up.

To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.

I'm just a southern boy who likes to go mudding in my Jeep, quail hunting, and skeet shooting.

I haven't changed. My family and I live as we did in South Spain. I've had loud music, chickens, birds, and a bull in my backyard.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels.

You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.

Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication

You might be a redneck if you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.