Charles Churchill Quotes

What does 'dating' mean? I don't know. I couldn't say.

There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.

Look, it's one of the great mysteries of the world, I cannot answer that question. I think I'm vaguely blonde. To be perfectly frank, I don't know.

For my part, it was Greek to me.

When you don't know what you're talking about, it's hard to know when you're finished.

I don't really know about the art world.

Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.

Oh, I don't know, you know, don't you know?

The Self has turned out to mean so many things, to mean them so ambiguously, and to be so wavering in its application, that we do not feel encouraged.

I'm not aware of too many things, I know what I know, if you know what I mean.

I think that's what people most always do with the stuff they can't make out - just forget it.

Wasn't that the way it always was? You didn't know, you couldn't tell, you just let it happen... Perhaps they didn't know themselves. Sometimes the line was very fine.

It is ludicrous to read the microwave direction on the boxes of food you buy, as each one will have a disclaimer: THIS WILL VARY WITH YOUR MICROWAVE. Loosely translated, this means, You're on your own, Bernice.

Please don't ask me what the score is. I'm not even sure what the game is.

What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.

That must be wonderful; I have no idea of what it means.

Took me a while to get to the point today, but that is because I did not know what the point was when I started.

To know much is often the cause of doubting more.

Someone asked me once what my philosophy of life was, and I said some crazy thing. I should have said, how the hell do I know?

Things are really weird around here, and most of us don't know everything. Half of everything.

She was standing in the airport of Copenhagen, staring at a doorway, trying to figure out if it was (a) a bathroom and (b) what kind of bathroom it was. The door merely said H. Was she an H? Was H "hers"? It could just as easily be "his". Or "Helicopter Room: Not a Bathroom at All

There's nothing wrong with not understanding yourself.

I don't know what it is I'm doing. But it's not that. Despite all evidence to the contrary.

Only fools think they're wise; the rest of us just muddle through as we can.

You guys are going somewhere or just going?