Verne Troyer Quotes

I love entertaining people and making them laugh. It's my favorite thing to do.

The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds.

I'm always trying to make myself laugh. I'm the most enthusiastic audience I'm likely to find, so if it doesn't make me smile then it probably won't work on you. The jokes that only make me shrug get cut.

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.

My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.

I just think it's fun to remind people that good television has exited and it can exist again and just to give them pleasure and enjoy it and make them laugh.

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh.

I really like stuff that makes people laugh.

I really appreciate comedy a lot.

I always loved comedy. I loved making people laugh.

I think that we all enjoy silliness to varying degrees but I think everyone can enjoy a relatable thing if it is expressed in a funny way.

I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.

I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to be around people who can make other people laugh.

Laughter is the greatest music in the world and audiences come to my shows to escape the cares of life. They don't want to be embarrassed or insulted. They want to laugh and so do I - which is probably why it works.

Really, for a man who had been out of practice for so many years it was a splendid laugh!

I love people who make me laugh!

You know, I'm a big comedy fan.

You can maybe be artistic and really original and creative, but as long as it's got that funniness at the root of it, then certain people are going to love it just because they need a laugh.

I heard David Sedaris read live recently which was a complete delight. Few writers make me laugh out loud on the bus. He does.

I do love jokes.

I really, really like 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of the few things that makes me laugh.

I get a kick out of people saying I was funny.

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh.

I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.