Al Madrigal Quotes

I love to play strippers and to imitate them. I love using that idea for comedy, but the idea of actually going there? I feel like we all need to be better than that. That industry needs to die, by all of us being a little bit better than that.

Do you work in a strip club?

Jasper? What do vampires do for bachelor parties? You're not taking him to a strip club, are you?

Before you get to the strip club, you've got to go through the skating rinks.

The dancers finished thier set, and one immediately strolled over to our table and straddled Ranger. Want a private party?" she asked. Not tonight," Ranger said. He handed her a twenty, and she left. What about the cat-feeding theory?" I asked him. Out the window.

Miss Marks, you see, makes her living by...entertaining young, and not so young, sailors...or any other members of the armed forced, or civilians, who enjoy...being entertained by ladies who...entertain.

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!

Actually, I used to be a busboy in a strip joint in New York and so I hate strip joints. I'm not that kind of person.

Most visitors to Amsterdam will wander into the red-light district out of sheer curiosity. The narrow streets are mostly safe day and night - just don't try to take pictures of the women working in the windows.

I went to high school with girls that would daydream about what strip club they wanted to work at. That's one of the sad things about Vegas.

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food.

I did everything, I used to be a drag queen, I used to be a stripper.

I did work in a strip club, but I didn't strip. I danced, and I became very popular.

I just realized I have probably spent more time in a strip club than Rihanna has, and that is saying a lot because she goes a lot!

I grew up in Portugal, and people there party 'til 7 or 8 in the morning there.

I thought of a great way to celebrate my Finnish heritage at home. I'm going to look into opening a chain of strip clubs, and I'll call them Lapland!!!

I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.

L.A. is such a different place. I miss New York so much. I almost teared up when I came back and wanted a Guinness and realized I could drink it and take a cab home. I remembered that I could be a functional alcoholic in New York, like I used to be!

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of 1987, everybody puts Baby in a goddamn corner.)

Stay out of the gentlemen's clubs. Get a lot of rest. Just have fun and relax and stay focused.

Lot Of Strip Clubs in Florida... Good grief... Florida has so many strip clubs, they need to change their state flag to a brass pole.

Different types of sex work are differently supportive. If I were working in a strip club, I would be competing with my colleagues, and while there would be support, there would be financial motivation not to offer too much support.

I think, strangely, a strip club can tell you a lot about the city you're in. If you call a strip club "Tuna's," I've gotta go in there. Usually you're not seeing the top talent around, but it's not about that. It's about the experience.

I think men like the boobie shows. Vegas will always be Vegas.