Clint Walker Quotes

My father's favorite movie was 'The Dirty Dozen.'

I love 'The Dirty Dozen.'

'Iron Man' was this fun, poppy thing bound to make a zillion dollars. And we were the other side of a superhero movie. More complex with The Hulk being this complex character - that's what it was.

I love going to the movies.

When I get a chance, I go to the movies.

I love 'Rambo.'

I like comedy, not violence, but violence is making a lot of money. But comedy is what I like.

[Keeping Up with the Joneses] is not one of those movies where people get shot and fall down and there's no reality of what would happen if you got shot and knocked over a motorcycle. It's meant to be a slight comedy in that sense.

I've always liked reading books that contain funny lines or situations, and maybe because my work is known chiefly for its violence and misery, I made a more conscious attempt with The Heavenly Table to do that myself.

I had wanted to make a film about World War II for some time, but I didn't really want to do something that was set in the trenches, so to speak.

But our comedies never endured long without a tragedy.

[when I'm not working I like to] listen to music, watch something really funny like South Park.

You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.

War is the only sport which is genuinely amusing. And it is the only sport which has any intelligible use.

Honestly, I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with.

Comedy and I were never strangers, it's just that I was doing a lot of drama.

We're all endowed with God-given talents. Mine happens to be hitting people in the head.

The idea of the straight man is very important. But I'd rather it be somebody else, because it's not as fun. And when I say somebody else, of course I mean Jason Bateman. He's born to play boring characters because he's such a bore. He's one of the most boring human beings.

You can't have good comedy without drama in it.

I love drama - I would say more than I even love comedy - but I like in One Mississippi that I can go from a very moving moment to a Willy Wonka tube up my ass. I like the silliness as much as I like drama.

I'm a big fan; I like all sorts of genres. I do like an occasion to just switch my brain off and enjoy some mindless carnage.

Arnold Schwarzenegger blew away dozens of cops as the Terminator. But I don't hear anybody complaining about that.

I feel more confident in being able to be funny if I'm comfortable with the people I'm around. When you're friends with them, it just makes it all the better. Plus, shooting a movie, you're sitting on your ass for hours at a time, so if you have somebody there to mess around with and have fun, then it's great.

Armies are a purely human invention. Most soldiers who go to war nowadays don't even do it because they're inherently aggressive.

I know that the battle scenes, as well, are quite gory and quite strong. Battle was romantic, but it was far from being easy. It's nice, in both respects, to have that color and contrast.