Bernard Manning Quotes


We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.


Citations

Manning, Bernard. Quoted in "Bernard Manning's best jokes." The Daily Telegraph, Telegraph Media Group, 19 Jun. 2007.

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Bernard Manning
Bernard Manning
  • Born: August 13, 1930
  • Died: June 18, 2007
  • Nationality: British
  • Profession: Comedian

Bernard John Manning was an English comedian and nightclub owner.