J. K. Rowling Quotes

When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween.

Thank God kids never mean well

We let off a Dungbomb in the corridor and it upset him for some reason—" "So he hauled us off to his office and started threatening us with the usual—" "—detention—" "—disembowelment—

I was not very well-behaved. I remember I was a discipline problem. I was a typical American male at twenty years old, and I was causing trouble whenever I could.

I like to play table tennis, spend time with my kids.

I would always be the kid that got in trouble in school, that's for sure, for joking around.

I was a little troublemaker. Always trying to get in trouble, always mischief, like throwing rocks at cars when I was younger, all that kind of stuff.

When I was a kid and got in trouble, I'd always say, Mom, I'm in trouble. Well, Mom, I'm in trouble.

I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office.

I was a troublemaking kid.

I always had a pretty good knack for raising hell.

I was something of a prankster. One time I put a ski mask on my head and used a fake gun on the school secretary so that I could get some of my friends out of detention.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

That’s why these kids get into so much trouble. They don’t have anything to do.

I was always getting in trouble for whispering in class.

I'm enjoying watching my kids grow and play sports. That's a ton of fun.

I have this bookmark with glued-on macaroni. I made it in the fourth grade while in detention for giving a girl a tattoo using two rocks rubbed together and a stick.

When kids are really little, they destroy everything.

I haven't gotten in any trouble off the floor.

Both me and Ishmeet were very naughty. We used to have my grandfather's swords in the house. We used to take all these swords and take all the showpieces Mom had and slice them one by one. He actually locked my nana in the kitchen once for two hours.

My kids listen to rap, so I try to keep up with as much as I can.

I wouldn't like to be invisible for a day. But if I was... I'd probably be up to no good.

I have a sense of humor, and sometimes it gets me into trouble.

On Decoration Day, while everyone else in town was at the cemetery decorating the graves of our Glorious War Dead, Willie Beaner and me, Robert Burns Hewitt, took Mabel Cramm's bloomers and run them up the flagpole in front of the town hall. That was the beginning of all my troubles.

I've heard stories about me as a kid. My dad got me a T-shirt that said "here comes trouble," and when I ask my mom what I was like, she just sighs with this weary tone and says, "Oh, you were really busy."