Douglas Adams Quotes

The problem to me is violence. It's not cool to kill somebody or hurt people.

You know, kicking people's butts with round-edged boots is good, but with pointy shoes, it's even better.

I dished out and suffered my fair share of bloody noses.

… a knife fight

This man who was my father's age hit me hard on my head when I was 17. I started bleeding. I took out my sandal and hit his head hard, and he started to bleed, too.

When you get hurt it's hard to judge when it's the right time to pull out of a fight.

It's very unusual for me to take a punch.

Every fight is dangerous, no matter who you're fighting, no matter what the story behind it is.

Movement from Brenda grabbed Thomas's attention. He looked to see her drop the knife away from Minho and step back, absently wiping the small trace of blood there on her pants. "I really would've killed you, ya know," she said in a slightly scratchy voice. Almost husky. "Charge Jorge again and I'll sever an artery." Minho wiped at his small wound with his thumb, then looked at the bright red smear. "That's one sharp knife. Makes me like you more.

Don't you dare hit me in the head, you know I'm not normal!

Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward.

Daddy gave me real useful information to protect me in the real world. If anyone hits me, I'm not to hit them back. I wait until their back is turned, then hit them in the head with a brick.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

No one wants to get their ass beat to a soundtrack.

What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.

Anybody who has anybody in the armed forces, I don't care how well-trained they are, there's nothing safe about it.

What happened to your foot?" "I had a little disagreement with an eagle --stupid birds, eagles. He couldn't tell the difference between a hawk and a pigeon. I had to educate him. He bit me while I was tearing out a sizable number of his wing feathers." "Uncle," Polgara said reproachfully. "He started it.

If somebody was sending rockets into my house, where my two daughters sleep at night, I’m going to do everything in my power to stop that, and I would expect Israelis to do the same thing.

It's incredibly dangerous to leave an abuser, because the final step in the domestic violence pattern is: kill her.

If you don't hunt it down and kill it, it will hunt you down and kill you.

When Amos Moses was a boy his daddy would use him for alligator bait, tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp.

It is raining bombs on the house of the Lord. I go in fear and trembling lest one of these terrible bombers gets into difficulties.

I like it better that people aren't throwing stuff at my face and trying to fight me on stage. Like in the '80s, it was just aggravating all the time... I have scars from cigars and cigarettes on me, Bic pens, burns from cigarette lighters, all that.

You shouldn't let him hit you so much" observed saphira "Yes I realize that'" he growled. "Do you want me to knock him over for you?" "No...not today.

They both (Thalia and Hera) glared at her, and for three long seconds, Piper wasn’t sure which one of them was going to kill her first.