Chelsea Handler Quotes

I've been dumped plenty of times, I can assure you of that.

My mates and my family know who I am and that's all I really care about. Making my parents proud and happy.

I want to show that you can be a successful entertainment executive, be a good husband, be a good father, be a good friend, be down to earth, be a good person, and give back. If I can push that message out there into the world and pass it on to my son, then I'm OK.

I prioritize my daughter and my wife.

As I get older, my perspective changes, and I just see how relationships aren't always what they appear to be. It's one of those sad but true things. We can see sometimes when people are becoming distant in all the things that create breaking apart, as painful as it is, and at the same time, still appreciating that person.

Family is first for me.

The very idea of family is something I hold so close to my heart.

My family is always my priority.

You only get disappointed with who you trust the most.

I hate hype.

Family has been really important to me.

I didn't go to my prom. I didn't go to my homecoming.

Faith, family, and football is how I prioritize my life. And they all go together, but they go in that order.

I try to spend as much time as possible with God and my family. That's more important than anything I'm doing in baseball.

She'd assumed she'd be married and have kids by this age, that she would be grooming her own daughter for this, as her friends were doing. She wanted it so much she would dream about it sometimes, and then she would wake up with the skin at her wrists and neck red from the scratchy lace of the wedding gown she'd dreamed of wearing. But she'd never felt anything for the men she'd dated, nothing beyond her own desperation. And her desire to marry wasn't strong enough, would never be strong enough, to allow her to marry a man she didn't love.

Happy and successful homes cannot be built on immorality.

Maybe you're not his type." Michael said "Oh, now you're just being insulting.

My mother [actress Tanuja] has taught me that. It's 100 percent home or 100 percent work - I give complete attention to both. That's because I understand that work is not my life, and my life is not just work.

O star-eyed Science, hast thou wander'd there, To waft us home the message of despair?

Do you want to feel insecure? Count the number of Christmas cards you sent out, and then count those you received.

I respect you more than anyone. But right now I’m wondering what bothers you more, that I made a stupid decision or that I didn’t make your decision.

I don't want to jump off the roof or jump for joy depending on my movie reviews, or whether it makes money. I think the larger, more meaningful things are family and the people you love.

Earlier in life, I put family in front of faith. I've fixed that. But I always tried to keep work fourth on the list. I was proud when [my wife] Nellie told an interviewer, 'I never could tell whether John had a good practice or a bad practice, because he never brought it home'

I believe marriage is a spectator sport.

My family is the most important thing in the world to me, too, before anything else.