Jeff Dunham Quotes

Being on tour is a giggle.

Sometimes on a tour bus, we watch comedy when it's slow.

Between us and the writers, it was comedy hour the whole time. We could hardly get through it.

Every job has its downside. For example, being in a band; the travel part of it - getting picked up from your house in a car, going to the airport, getting on a plane, going from the airplane to a van, then going from the van to a hotel.

'Stand-Up Planet' was Anthony Bourdain-meets-stand-up comedy.

I love to smile. I love to laugh. I like to hear jokes. For instance, when I'm on the road, every night I watch 'Seinfeld.' I find it somewhere. I think it's so funny, and I watch the repeats over and over again.

I learned how to make jokes because I wanted to give people as much fun as they did, and I guess I did, too.

As a rule, I don't like to laugh at the misfortune of others. The exception to that rule is if it's really, really funny.

I love jokes as much as anyone, but I don't want to hear my snail jokes every day. But I might want to hear a good song every day.

Random things make me laugh.

You know, I'm a big comedy fan.

I love Steven Wright.

If you're trying to make something funny, and it doesn't feel like you're always getting something, it doesn't have quite a lot of joy.

What I've always wanted to do is be as funny as possible.

I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.

People will do anything, anything, for a really nice laugh.

Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.

When you start to talk about comic books, a lot of the time, people forget about the comic part of it. They need to be funny.

Hopefully, underlying all my jokes is an element of surprise.

I gravitate towards anything that has a grain of comedy to it.

I started finding humor in everything. I used to watch a lot of TV, and I finally figured I didn't need to watch TV to find funny stuff. I just watch the commercials. I mean, the commercials just blew my mind.

There's something timeless and important about making people laugh, about being the right spot in their day.

I am never embarrassed by something that makes people laugh.

Comedies are doing well because I think people want to laugh and not think about everything for a little bit.

I'm a goofball and a comedian.