Italia Ricci Quotes

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

I can't think of anything worse than trying to schmooze someone with the idea that you're an actor.

What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

I was only saying to the Queen the other day how I hate name dropping.

I don't talk, I quote. I can't help it. It's better to be quotable than honest.

Make no mistake: I love women. I'm married to one, I was birthed by one, and I played one in my high school production of 'Romeo and Juliet.' No one else could fit into the bodice.

If you're in scenes with a guy you know really well in a comedy, you tend to crack each other up too much.

My husband and I are both actors; we're obviously dramatic.

If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face because I'm lying.

I'm all about being self-deprecating because I think it's hilarious. Any actor who takes themselves seriously just needs to stop being such a piece of s**t.

Why, what's the matter wi' the poor child?" she demanded of Jamie. "Has she had an accident o' some sort?" "No, it's only she's married me," he said, "though if ye care to call it an accident, ye may.

We have fun acting like this, acting like we are incredibly offended. Really, we are just bored to tears with everything.

The preacher asked her and she said I do. The preacher asked me, and she said yes he does, too.

One should have wit, but not wish to have it; otherwise there will be witticism, the Alexandrian style of wit.

I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can't go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left. ALGERNON: We have. JACK: I should extremely like to meet them. What do they talk about? ALGERNON: The fools? Oh! about the clever people of course. JACK: What fools.

There was never any question about his (Enos Slaughter) courage. He proved it by getting married four times.

It sure is boring to be around people who are in character all the time. I always find it's closer to mental illness than acting excellence.

She knows the rituals, she knows how we're supposed to be behaving...But I think these things are impenetrable and fraudulent, and I can't do them without feeling I'm acting.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

I may be married to a plastic surgeon, but I'm 98 percent real.

Trying to be witty leads to lying, more or less.

If you put anger in the writing, then it's like an actor crying on stage. The audience will not cry with the actor and in some way inure itself against the emotion.

I started as a standup comic and an actor.