Will Rogers Quotes

Life is very short. Try to enjoy your 'now.' Many people think that when they become such-and-such then they will be happy. I personally don't think it is healthy to postpone your happiness. My message is, 'Enjoy the moment.'

Life is too short to be serious

We're here for such a short period of time. Live like you're already dead, man. Have a good time. Do your best. Let it all come ripping right through you.

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Have a blast while you last.

Life is too short to be serious.

Believe me, I go and go, 'cause I know how short life is, and I know how very blessed all of us are to be here and how very short it is.

One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all.

They didn't know why these things were funny. Sometimes you laugh because you've got no more room for crying. Sometimes you laugh because table manners on a beach are funny. And sometimes you laugh because you're alive, when you really shouldn't be.

MY INSPIRATION has always been Jeanne Calment, a Frenchwoman who smoked and drank every day and died a few years ago at the age of 122. When asked the secret of her longevity, she replied: 'I laugh a lot.' Well you would, wouldn't you.

We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.

We are here just for a spell and then pass on. So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Live your life so that whenever you lose it, you are ahead.

We are in the world to laugh. In purgatory or in hell we shall no longer be able to do so. And in heaven it would not be proper.

Only in this world do we laugh: in hell, it won't be possible; and in heaven, it won't be proper.

Life is short and there will always be dirty dishes, so let's dance.

I like to laugh. I like to have a good time. I don't like to be so serious about things, so I would want a guy who would want to laugh and have a good time, too.

Charlie Chaplin said something to the effect that humor is an act of defiance, that we must laugh in the face of our helplessness in the forces of nature or go insane. And where is he now? Dead.

Laugh every day as much as you can.

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

If we go down in flames, we will be laughing on the way down, believe me.

It's a fool's life, a rogue's life, and a good life if you keep laughing all the way to the grave.