Mitch Hedberg Quotes

I like what I do and keep thinking the best is yet to come.

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you.

The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.

Most people consider me an optimist because I laughingly state that I would take my last two dollars and buy a money belt.

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.

I'm an optimist; I always hope that each new script is going to be a great story.

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

There have been times when I felt suicidal and I would stop my head from going in that direction of negativity because I thought there'd be something I'd miss that was funny in the future. If there's a chance I'm going to laugh tomorrow then want to live to experience that.

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

I'm an incurable optimist and a go-getter - it's in my nature to focus much more on what makes me happy than what makes me nervous.

A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!

I don't think you lead by pessimism and cynicism. I think you lead by optimism and enthusiasm and energy.

I need to be cheered up a lot. I think funny people are people who need to be cheered up.

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.

I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

Sometimes I'll put on a Zig Ziglar tape: he's a motivational speaker who is really funny and really American. I know I should do the things he says, but I'm too cynical.

I'm not a glass-half-full optimist. I'm a glass-overflowing optimist.

Think excitement, talk excitement, act out excitement, and you are bound to become an excited person. Life will take on a new nest, deeper interest and greater meaning. You can think, talk and act yourself into dullness or into monotony or into unhappiness. By the same process you can build up inspiration, excitement and surging depth of joy.

Hope is not an emotion; it's a way of thinking or a cognitive process.

I think today will be the day. Today our luck will change,' I proclaimed on the wings of the first coffee of the day, pure optimism in a liquid state.

I think I'm optimistic, yeah, especially in real life, but I think it's funny to be pessimistic.

You need a positive attitude nationwide.