Dane Cook Quotes

If I have the chance to time travel, might as well go all out.

I don't have mom issues or dad issues. I think I have found peace about many things in my past. I have forgiven and asked to be forgiven.

If you're going to write time travel stories, you have to sort of figure out how does time travel work in this particular universe that I'm dealing with.

Time travel is a fantasy we all have. The 'Back to the Future' series really exploits that wish.

Life is full of little surprises. Time travel is full of big ones.

No matter how rich you are, you cannot transport yourself to the future or the past.

I have a time machine at home. It only goes forward at regular speed

She'd have to propel herself into the future by whatever means possible or she'd be trapped forever in a place whose times had already passed.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

I'd like to thank Mom and Dad, just for the genetics.

In Japan, there's a TV series called Jin. It deals with time travel. I like stories about time travel. It's a story about people living in modern day that travel back to the Edo era. Those things really interest me.

I'd love to time travel.

In a great many stories that deal with time travel, there's usually somebody who knows how time travel works. They lay out the rules.

My mom and dad, although they may not have had a lot of formal education, they were two of the most brilliant people that I know.

I watched my mom and dad build everything that matters - a family, a home and a good name.

My mom worked for Apple, and my dad owned his own business.

With my mom and dad around, I became a child yet again.

Thinking about time travel may seem like something humans have been doing since the first caveman dropped the first rock on his foot. But, even to begin to imagine the possibility of time travel, your mind must be able to wrap itself around the notion of a past and a future.

My dad worked as a floor manager in a clothing mill in Dombivli and my mom is a housewife.

I'm always game for movies based on time travel. Hopefully, someday, I'll be a part of a time travel series of films.

Yeah, I was born in Fort Dodge, Iowa. My parents lived in a little town called Eagle Grove. My mom taught high school and my dad was an instructor at the community college.

When your mom and dad read the paper, they like to know their sons are on the roster.

I have already bent time to my will.

We weren't rich by any means, but we had each other, so we were rich in family. When you don't have a lot, it just fuels that creativity. So it manifested in us doing characters of people in the neighborhood or doing impersonations of Mom and Dad. The comedy bug, it takes over.

Time travel is a wonderful thing, isn't it?