Rodney Dangerfield Quotes

Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end.

Time and tide wait for no man.

People don't slip. Time catches up with them.

We can change everything but we can't stop time.

Father Time is the enemy none of us can beat.

The trouble is that you think you have time.

The length of your days does not belong to you.

This is life-and it is passing. What are we waiting for?

The tide tarrieth no man.

We only have so much time.... Time will kill you – it really will.

Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not. Time takes it all, time bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again.

Nae man can tether time or tide.

Time and tide will wait for no man, saith the adage. But all men have to wait for time and tide.

All of us have been dying, hour by hour, since the moment we were born. Realizing this, let all things be placed in their proper perspective. . . . Remember, it is always later than you think.

The living are more demanding; the dead can wait.

Every hour has its end.

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?

Well, there's a remedy for all things but death, which will be sure to lay us flat one time or other.

We tried not to age, but time had its rage.

Time is the king of all men, he is their parent and their grave, and gives them what he will and not what they crave.

Time makes fools of us all. Our only comfort is that greater shall come after us.

The dead keep their secrets, and in a while we shall be as wise as they - and as taciturn.

The clock never stops, never stops, never waits. We're growing old. It's getting late.