Meg Cabot Quotes

I think you can tell the human condition better through comedy.

I have a very dark sense of humor.

Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.

I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.

With Ricky Gervais, it's all shades of wrong, it's my kind of humor.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

Brits have a better sense of humor in most ways. It's darker, more cutting.

I have a dark sense of humor.

I like doom and gloom with a sense of humour. Maybe it's a Scottish thing, we like to undercut indulgence with a laugh.

You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.

Perhaps naively I thought people understand what humor was, that it was invented by the human race to cope with the dark areas of life, problems and terrors.

My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.

I'm not a particularly shiny, happy person. I'm fairly cynical, and that's what draws me to comedy.

Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.

Comedy is only funny when there's real pain.

I'm sure there is an infinite number of men who Ann Wolfe can knock out. I'm one of them.

My wife would probably tell you I'm quite a dark person all the time!

You should always take what I say about religion with a grain of salt, because the 7 deadly sins are more like my seven daily activities. I try to check them all off at least once a day. All of them except gluttony; my trainer keeps that under control.

The key to gallows humor is to make the joke, no matter how certain the gallows is.

I find myself laughing at really bad situations.

In my own mind, I can joke about anything.

I'm the definition of half man, half drugs.

I do believe that on a whole, women are definitely smarter than men... I also believe that dogs are smarter than women. No? That one, you don't believe it? You believe that I didn't do a series of tests? You are right to not believe it, because I'm going to go ahead and admit that I do not believe what I just said, it was what's described as a 'joke.' Um, I'll be telling a bunch of them here tonight.

You're a wicked man." "Thank you. It's taken years of diligent practice.

Just what I needed—a necromancer with an attitude. Oh, wait, I was a necromancer with an attitude.