Graham Chapman Quotes

When I die.

The dead they sleep a long, long sleep; The dead they rest, and their rest is deep; The dead have peace, but the living weep.

Death hath so many doors to let out life.

But, however many ways there may be of being alive, it is certain that there are vastly more ways of being dead, or rather not alive.

After death there is nothing.

Death. To die. To expire. To pass on. To perish. To peg out. To push up daisies. To push up posies. To become extinct. Curtains, deceased, Demised, departed And defunct. Dead as a doornail. Dead as a herring. Dead as a mutton. Dead as nits. The last breath. Paying a debt to nature. The big sleep. God's way of saying, "Slow down."

Unbeing dead isn't being alive.

For a person who is dying only eternity counts.

Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist.

I start thinking about life after death. I've got to quit thinking about it because it's very deep. Very deep. Sometimes you start thinking about it, and you don't feel like you want to be alive, so I don't like to get all quiet.

Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of course the miracle.

When you're dead, you're dead. That's it.

Death doesn't affect the living because it has not happened yet. Death doesn't concern the dead because they have ceased to exist.

There ain't nothin' to dyin', really. You just get tired. You kind of drift away.

I think we should look forward to death more than we do. Of course everybody hates to go to bed or miss anything, but dying is really the only chance we'll get to rest.

Death seems to provide the minds of the Anglo-Saxon race with a greater fund of amusement than any other single subject.

I have a piece of great and sad news to tell you: I am dead.

Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead.

Death is the separation of soul from body.

I cannot believe in the immortality of the soul. No, all this talk of an existence for us, as individuals, beyond the grave is wrong. It is born of our tenacity of life - our desire to go on living - our dread of coming to an end.

The living are just the dead on holiday

The dead sleep in their moonless night; my business is with the living.

George Harrison's passing was really sad, but it does make the afterlife seem much more attractive.

I think of death as some delightful journey that I shall take when all my tasks are done.