Rachel Caine Quotes

I said I was impressed, Martha. I'm beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?

It's always awkward when someone doesn't realize you're joking and devotes thought time to what you've said. Double that when the person is wearing tinfoil.

Unicorns," I said. "Very dangerous. You go first.

Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said

Right," Sadie said. "And Set will just stand there calmly while I read him to death.

Turtles don't feel, stupid," said Jem. "Were you ever a turtle, huh?

When asked if they would like to have sex with me, 30 per cent said, “Yes”, while the other 70 per cent replied, “What, again?”

Oh, I'm a dangerous criminal, I am,' said the dwarf cheerfully.

Then watch out. I warn you!" "That is very considerate of you," said Chrestomanci. "I like to be warned.

We have to leave!" I said to Vlad. "Now." "Run, Forest, run!" Vlad mocked. "Stow it, Drac," I snapped

He's a fascinating gentleman. Old-school. I tried to talk him into attending one of my services, but he said he wasn't finished sinning yet, and he'd let me know when he was.

I said shut up once already, with my mouth.

MEN, Charlene said. Leave that to you! Willa quipped.

I am well in body although considerably rumpled up in spirit, thank you, ma'am,' said Anne gravely. Then aside to Marilla in an audible whisper, 'There wasn't anything startling in that, was there, Marilla?

Oh no, Nick" Jaime said in tones of supremely unconvincing shock, "how could you? When my back was turned for one momement. And my food was so delicious.

I never said nothing..." "I know you never! I could hear you not saying anything! You've got the loudest silences I ever did hear from anyone who wasn't dead!

What part of Canada are you from, honey?" "THE LEFT PART," said Jay.

The world is a big place," he said, "but so is the inside of an apartment!

You both should feel honored.” “Right, very honored,” I said. “Always wanted to be possessed!

I think they're here because I thought they ought to be here," Gansey said. Blue replied sarcastically. "Okay, God.

I look up to heaven only when I want to sneeze.

Okay," Annabeth said. "What exactly do you smell?" "Something bad," Tyson answered. "Great," Annabeth grumbled. "That clears it up.

What she needs,' Tom said aloud 'is a husband.' Agnes said crisply, 'Well, she can't have mine.

I'm bored," she said. "Learn how to tap-dance," he suggested, without turning around.

All right," he said. "Since you ask so nicely." "I wasn't asking." "I'm aware of that. The sharp point in my back did make it clear.