Greg Giraldo Quotes


There's been so much talk in the news lately about illegal aliens in the workplace. When was the last time an illegal alien stole your job? Oh yeah, that dream job of the Chinese Delivery man pedaling up Broadway delivering Chinese food for 40 cents an hour, or on the back of a landscaping truck with 15 others.


Citations

Giraldo, Greg. Good Day to Cross a River. Comedy Central Records, 2006.

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Greg Giraldo
Greg Giraldo
  • Born: December 10, 1965
  • Died: September 29, 2010
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Gregory C. Giraldo was an American stand-up comedian, television personality, and lawyer. He is remembered for his appearances on Comedy Central's televised roast specials, and for his work on that network's television shows Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, and the programming block Stand-Up Nation, the last of which he hosted.