J. B. Smoove Quotes

With extramarital courtship, the deception was prolonged where it had been ephemeral, necessary where it had been frivolous, conspiratorial where it had been lonely.

I remember saying to my husband, ''Why? Why have you got this lady around?'' And he said, ''Well, I refuse to be the Prince of Wales who never had a mistress.''

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa.

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

When a man marries his mistress it creates a job opportunity.

Callista Gingrich has, I suspect, given Newt's advisers a giant headache. She's a constant presence at her husband's side - and a constant reminder of his acknowledged infidelity. Newt cheated on his second wife with Callista, a woman 23 years his junior.

I didn't run off with the secretary. It made it seem like I had committed adultery and then ran off with a secretary, neither of which happened.

On several occasions President Kennedy encouraged me to take a lover, an obvious sign he also had some himself.

I think it's quite normal for people to have love affairs.

I had a fiery affair with George Harrison's wife, Pattie Boyd.

A mistress should be like a little country retreat near the town, not to dwell in constantly, but only for a night and away.

Eaton has just married his mistress—and the mistress of eleven dozen others!

There is no doubt in my mind at all. The Duke of Edinburgh has had affairs - yes, full-blown affairs, and more than one.

No woman has ever come up to me and said that my husband was having an affair with her.

I could never be with a married man. I just can't. I could never imagine myself being the mistress of somebody.

Can't keep you home, you're messin' around, my best friend told me you're the best trick in town.

When a man leaves his mistress, he runs the risk of being betrayed two or three times daily.

Infidelity is such a pretty word, so light and delicate. Whereas the act itself is dark and thick with guilt, betrayal, confusion, pain, and (okay) sometimes enormous pleasure.

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy.

That must be strange, cheating on your wife with a flight attendant. They're in bed and she's says, 'In the event that wife should come home early please notice the location of the nearest emergency exit.'

Donald Trump is a serial philanderer, by his own admission.

L'adulte' re introduit l'esprit dans la lettre quebien souvent le mariage e u" t laisse e morte. Adultery breathes new life into marriages which have been left for dead.

What could have John Edwards' motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk.

I could never have a mistress, because I couldn't bear to tell the story of my life all over again.

Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her, it's not yours, who can it be?