Ron White Quotes

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

I think your alcohol intake has to change. You know, usually a big person feels they can drink anything they want to and as much as they want to and I've cut that way back.

It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.

And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good reason. We're all a little wiser.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

… there are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.

I'm on a whisky diet... last week, I lost three days!

That was my first real connection with Dre - that we both liked to drink.

I drink Jack Daniel's. I drink tequila. But you do it in moderation.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.

All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that limited as their capacities were, they were yet able to manufacture them.

An Englishman will fairly drink as much As will maintain two families of Dutch.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.