Michael Ian Black Quotes


There is something about the human condition. I don't think dogs are like "If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I'd be totally happy." Dogs are happy with who they are.


Citations

Black, Michael Ian. You're Not Doing It Right: A Memoir of Love, Death, and Jazz Hands. Gallery Books, 2012.

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Michael Ian Black
Michael Ian Black
  • Born: August 12, 1971
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Michael Ian Black is an American comedian, actor, writer, and director. He has starred in several TV comedy series, including The State, Viva Variety, Stella, Wet Hot American Summer: First Day of Camp, Michael & Michael Have Issues, and Another Period. He also appeared on Celebrity Poker Showdown several times. He released his first children's book, Chicken Cheeks, in 2009, and has since released six more, in addition to four books for adults.