Bill Maher Quotes

In a marriage, in any long-term relationship, not to bother with lying. There's no time for that. If you have any sort of secret life, it will come back to haunt you.

With the birth of my first child and my involvement with my first husband, I basically stopped lying. I just didn't want to lie anymore, because it reduces the stature of the person you're lying to.

If you're an average married couple, you're going to lie to your spouse in one out of every 10 interactions. Now, you may think that's bad. If you're unmarried, that number drops to three.

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

I always find the worst lies are told in relationships - I learned to never lie about your happiness in order to save someone's feelings from being hurt.

You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police.

I would imagine that the more time you spend talking to another person, the more you're going to lie to them. So if you spend a lot of time with your relations, you're probably lying a lot to them.

Men don't deceive their wives unless they love them. When they love them most, they deceive them. It's a form of fidelity, their deceit.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

There's good and bad everywhere in any aspect in life. The only people who we can't really trust are politicians. Because those guys lie to everybody and constantly.

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

We have a good arrangement. Roman lies to me and I pretend to believe him.

The worst kind of lying I've ever done is keeping things from people.

The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

In friendships, you expect total trust; in business you expect some dishonesty. But in politics, you not only expect distortion as a way of life but accept it with pleasure.

By and large, our leaders don’t lie to us.

Prime Ministers are wedded to the truth, but like other married couples they sometimes live apart.

I believe that women know if their husbands are unfaithful. They feel it.

I've never cheated on my wife, ever. But to say that it doesn't exist or it doesn't happen and saying you never deal with it would be lying.

In love, I've been a deceiver. But I realized being honest is so much easier than lying and being deceitful.

You can be a namby-pamby leftie, a gun-toting neo-con, or a soft, indecisive moderate. I really don't care. Just don't lie to me.

I would be heartbroken if I found out my husband had a mistress.

People tell all sorts of lies in order to live. That enables friendships to form and love to blossom.

I don't lie to you," Alan said. "I lie WITH you." Sin stopped looking up at him from under her eyelashes and burst out laughing. Alan went red. "So I've just realized how that come out. Uh.