Josh Billings Quotes

Things we do not expect, happen more frequently than we wish.

My sister Tala has twins, and they're wonderful.

When you're expecting a baby, there's a lot you can plan for, but when it happens early you just have to jump into it. Whatever plans you had, everything goes out the window.

I would love to have twins. I think there's something nice about having two babies, and they're there for each other their whole entire life.

I never thought I'd have a daughter.

My partner and I had our first son in 1996, and the office became the baby's room. Our second son was born in 2001, and the office became the kids' room.

I raised four kids in six years.

It's always astounded me to have succeeded at having kids. It's crazy!

I had five children in six years. The day I brought my fifth baby home, that week, my daughter turned 6.

Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin.

I have never imagined that I would get married and that I would become a father.

In 1960, I married Laurose Becker. We have two children: Elizabeth, born in 1961, and Matthew, born in 1963.

I've got twin babies - a boy and a girl - and it's great.

Appallingly, I hadn't thought about it one jot. I never daydreamed as a little girl of getting married and having children. I was as surprised to discover I was getting married as I was to discover I was up the duff.

All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, 'Oh! I have a baby!' So, it's great. I'm just having a great time with my children. They're here in New York with me.

I knew I was going to love my daughter, but I had no idea how much I would love her.

I want at least five kids. I want twins.

Parenthood is so wild in its ability to put a mirror directly in your face and force you to look at yourself long and hard. What a challenge this is, but also what an exhilarating gift.

If Fay has twins, she'll probably have two pacs. Get it? Tu... Pac's.

I was pregnant, and, like, 'Being a mom's going to be easy!' And now I'm like, 'Great.'

My wife Jenny and I have four young children of our own.

I have my older daughter Ireland and my wife Hilaria, and I have Carmen and Rafael.

When I was growing up, I kept hoping that I wasn't really gay because I wanted to have children. I went through a long, tortured period, so the fact that I have been able to be true to myself and have a family has been the nicest surprise of my adulthood.

Becoming a mom has really thrown me for a loop. I figured I had this job in the bag because I took care of my brother and my nephew. No way!

My only ambition was to have 10 children. Fashion was an accident.