Stephanie Pearl-McPhee Quotes

Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.

Golf has become so manicured, so perfect. The greens, the fairways. I don't like golf carts. I like walking. Some clubs won't let you in unless you have a caddy and a cart.

I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.

A lot of people like to think that golf is a lazy man's sport. Or it's a rich man's sport, or it's a sport that they can't be involved in.

I like to play golf, but not at a country club.

I know bugger all about golf.

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.

I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days.

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

There is etiquette in golf, but it's not any harder to learn than what to do at a dinner party. Actually, it's probably easier. And these days, there are a lot more women out there than there used to be. It's not like when I was young. I was always the only girl on the range.

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots.

As a kid, I really wasn't thinkin' about no golf.

I don't follow golf! I don't keep up with golf or know who is coming or going. I am just here to play the game and be done with it.

I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.

I've gotten to play so many of the great courses around the country and overseas. Sometimes it pays to be the golf guy. People always want to take me to the golf course. I love it.

Golf doesn't really have many big guys.

The main reason I went on Twitter was to look at golfers like Lee Westwood, Ian Poulter and Rory McIlroy and see what they are up to.

I'm an athlete. I'm not a big golf nerd in that aspect. I'm not big on the history.

As a working-class boy, golf was never really on my radar, and when I was growing up, Irish football was my sporting passion.

Amateur golf is so much fun.

Over the years, golf has evolved from a leisurely game of stick and ball into a competitive sport for highly skilled athletes. Players not only spend countless hours fine-tuning technique on the course, but also improving strength, stability, and endurance in the gym.

If I played golf, I'd be on the golf course every day, but I just can't wear those dumb pants.

When it comes to the golf industry, I know that people see me as a gimmick.

Every golfer should come to the first tee with fourteen clubs, a dozen balls, a handful of tees, and at least one great golf story

One of the interesting things about Los Angeles is that it's still supplying the whole of the world with its dreams through movies and songs and TV - often of an all-American family at the same time as the real Los Angeles is peopled by souls from Vietnam, Guatemala, and Korea who look nothing like the images being beamed out. I think all that is going to have to change and illusion is going to have to catch up with reality in that regard.