Orson Welles Quotes

There are a few things that make me angry. Mostly things not going my way.

Did you bring me a hamburger? Did I-No,Myrnin,I didn't bring you a hamburger.Bizarre.He'd never asked for that before. Coffee? It's late. Doughnuts? No. What good are you then?

When I read passages like this, I want to look for the nearest wall to bang my head against.

That's something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee's all ready and it isn't.

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar.

All of Africa will be free before we can get a lousy cup of coffee.

Prejudice doesn't make me mad. It just - I guess 'pisses me off' is the word.

Women are like dreams, they are never the way you would like to have them.

I thank you for nothing, because I understand nothing.

And he says I have lousy timing

I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.

I look like the wrath of grapes.

I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.

This whole huddle thing really pisses me off.

I don’t want just words. If that’s all you have for me, you’d better go

I got fed up of listening to bollocks

When people don't like the way a play ends, they're likely to blame the play.

Irritation for some men was their response to strain.

Annoyed?” said Sophie. “Why should I be annoyed? Someone only filled the castle with rotten aspic, and deafened everyone in Porthaven, and scared Calcifer to a cinder, and broke a few hundred hearts. Why should that annoy me?

Portland can put the champagne away and get out the bottled water, 'cause that's all they're gonna drink on their way home!

Women, you overheated dipsomaniacs, never passing up a chance to wangle a drink, a great boon to bartenders but a bane to us--not to mention our crockery and our woolens!

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

I knew it... I'm surrounded by assholes!

Women kill me. They really do. I don't mean I'm oversexed or anything like that—although I am quite sexy. I just like them, I mean. They're always leaving their goddam bags out in the middle of the aisle.

He is a man whom it is impossible to please, because he is never pleased with himself.