Al Yankovic Quotes

If I commit an error I do it without bad intention.

Let every Latter-day Saint give value received for everything he gets, whether it be in work, or whatever he does.

You never want to do anything that you don't want your mother to see, because it will haunt you and eventually come back to bite you!

My biggest pet peeve is when people don't admit what they've done.

Never lie to your mother. That's like the biggest lesson that I learned, learned throughout my life, you know?

A clear conscience is a sure card.

Character in leadership is the most important balance for leadership. Without character, leaders have no safety. Leadership has no protection without character.

The great rule of moral conduct is next to God, respect time.

I am here to accept responsibility for that which I did. I will not accept responsibility for that which I did not do.

No blame should attach to telling the truth. But it does, it does.

The most ethical way to deal with an unethical situation would be to simply say: 'We did something wrong.' But nobody in a family like mine would ever respond like this.

It is a true man's part not to err, but it is also noble of a man to perceive his error.

If you have something that you don't want anyone to know, maybe you shouldn't be doing it in the first place.

My guiding principle is this: Guilt is never to be doubted.

Character matters; leadership descends from character.

Either you look back and deal with your hypocrisy, or you dismiss it.

I like to live righteous. And I just want everyone to know I'm not trying to get out of anything.

We didn't do wrong things because we didn't want to embarrass our parents.

If I hear a lie in my life with my children, with my wife, my work, my audiences, I want to annihilate myself, vaporize myself and wipe myself off the face of the earth.

I can't hide things from my Maker, so it is better to be honest.

Whoever is careless with the truth in small matters cannot be trusted with important matters.

Tell the truth, work hard, and come to dinner on time.

One tells as few lies as possible only by telling as few lies as possible, and not by having the least possible opportunity to do so.

At least I'm going into the job with clean hands.

There are two good rules which ought to be written on every heart - never to believe anything bad about anybody unless you positively know it to be true; never to tell even that unless you feel that it is absolutely necessary, and that God is listening.