Menander Quotes

Of all wild beasts on earth or in sea, the greatest is a woman.

If you yell about one woman, you're not a misogynist. If I yell about Michelle Bachman, that doesn't make me a misogynist. If I compare all women to Michelle Bachman, then I'm a misogynist.

Unfortunately, 'chick flick' has become a term to describe most movies that I don't even like. They're these movies that, yes, have women in them but they really don't reflect who women are, and there's something kind of silly or shallow or gossipy about them.

On one issue at least, men and women agree; they both distrust women.

I think where men are credited for being strong, women are divas. I just think it's such a cop out.

'Not again!' I thought to myself this morning, as news trickled out that John McCain was set to pick Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. Not again, because too often women are promoted for the wrong reasons, and then blamed when things don't go right.

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.

There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.

I have not left any calamity more hurtful to man than woman.

I don't think a woman should be in any government job whatever. I mean, I really don't. The reason why I do is mainly because they are erratic. And emotional.

Every time a male coach berates his players by referring to them as “ladies” or tells them to “hike their skirts” while playing, we’re perpetuating an atmosphere where women are not men’s equals.

In the public eye, girls and women with strong perspectives are hated. If you're a girl with an opinion, people just hate you. There are still people who are afraid of successful women, and that's so lame.

Of all the wild beasts of land or sea, the wildest is woman.

Of women, the most we can say, not being Frenchmen, is that they are burrowing animals.

The opinion I have of the generality of women--who appear to me as children to whom I would rather give a sugar plum than my time, forms a barrier against matrimony which I rejoice in.

Woman is natural, that is to say, abominable.

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in my dog's house.

Ahh, women! I never met one yet that was half as reliable as a horse!

Woman is generally so bad that the difference between a good and a bad woman scarcely exists.

WOMAN, n. An animal usually living in the vicinity of Man, and having a rudimentary susceptibility to domestication.

Woman reduces us all to the common denominator.

It was woman that taught me cruelty, and on woman therefore I have exercised it.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Woman was the Church's rival, the temptress, the distraction, the obstacle to holiness, the Devil's decoy.

Sometimes I dislike women, I dislike us all, because of our capacity for not-thinking when it suits us; we choose not to think when we are reaching our for happiness.