Craig Brown Quotes

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

I just lead my life as naturally, as normally as I possibly can. But I can't help it if controversy is hounding me day in and day out. I'm quite amazed sometimes by the way they go about it. I grow a beard and it lands up in the editorial in The Times of India.

It's strange that the newspapers don't see a connection between their false revelations about my private life and my need for seclusion and security.

I love Ray Mears. He's brilliant. He's so rude about me in the press, it's outrageous!

I think it says something that I have never had an obscene letter. A young man once attempted one, but it was so totally illiterate and hopeless that it made me laugh.

David Blum burned a lot of bridges. He burned people early in their careers. He took on the wrong people, though. He's not Hunter Thompson or Tom Wolfe, he's David Blum living in a cheap flat.

I just did a spread in 'Maxim', I'm 35 years old. I've had women and parents email me asking if I should really be doing that, since I'm still considered a role model.

O'Reilly continues to hide behind his microphone.

Many people are target people. Once when Louis B. Mayer insulted me I poured a glass of water over his head.

With every day that passes, David Blunkett becomes more insensitive in his language and more intemperate in his actions.

I'm surprised how easily Don Imus came back. He was off the air for a little while after the 'nappy-headed' comment in 2007, and then he's back as strong as ever.

Hugh Grant will always be associated with his scandal, and so will Max Mosley.

I'd been fired by CBS News in a semipublic way, and as the months went by, there was a perception that I was damaged goods.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

I had one particular handbag disaster when I couldn't get into it, and when I finally did, it flew over the red carpet and was caught by 200 lenses. Not a great moment.

Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love talked trash about the fact that I hooped. I once stopped to say 'Hi' before a show, and as I walked away, Courtney yelled, 'Go play basketball with Dave Grohl!'

When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up all over school.

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television.

I was on stage with Cyndi Lauper, and my trousers split. It seemed like she was going to sing for ever.

I've met Bob Dylan. We did one of those non-handshake handshakes. I was with all guys, and he shook hands with all of them, and then they said, 'And this is Kate,' and I put my hand out, and he didn't put his out. And then I took my hand away, and he put his out. It was one of those. We finally did shake. And then I fainted!

Will I ever forgive the British media for what they've done to me? No.

Let me tell you, it is an absolute lie that I told a probe panel that Meiyappan was only a cricket enthusiast. All I said is he had nothing to do with the team's on-field cricketing decisions. I can't even pronounce the word 'enthusiast.'

Trump's relentless public humiliation of Attorney General Jeff Sessions was clearly intended to get him to resign.

It's tough waking up in the morning and reading derogatory stories about you.

Whoever said I hated the media?