Craig Revel Horwood Quotes

Have you ever heard the expression 'one hot mess?' I think the term was custom-made for the mayor of Toronto, Rob Ford.

Melania Trump's husband tweeted this: "Cher, I don't wear a rug, it's mine, and I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work."

I was 15 on American Idol, and everybody had something to say. It was like I had my really awkward phase on national television, you know?

My whole life has been on TV.

You see a Donald Trump on TV, just like you'd see Joan Rivers on TV when she was living, and you see a real person. That's the Donald Trump that I know.

I would have rather been beat by a plumber than Kathy Griffin.

The people who know Ted Cruz best despise him, including his former college roommate.

People ask me, 'What do you think about Trump?' Honestly, I don't care for him much.

I don't get people baring their lives on television. Maybe it makes other people feel better about themselves. Is that what it is? You watch these people making total fools of themselves. It's like there's absolutely no privacy.

Somebody the other day had a review, called me 'America's reprobate.' And I don't even know what that means, but I kinda like the way it sounds.

I've never liked much of reality television, mostly because it involves humiliation.

You can freak yourself out with 'EastEnders'; think about how many people watch it, how long it's been going, it's iconic. But since I've been on it, I've come to terms with it.

When Will.I.Am punched Perez Hilton, I immediately purchased a bunch of their music.

Strictly' is nothing like 'Love Island'… absolutely not.

I love Kim Kardashian. There, I've said it.

I can comfortably say that I very much dislike a person like Jim Cornette, so the day that he disappears from this business permanently, I think, will be a happy day for professional wrestling.

I am a reality all-star. This is what I do. I'm not an actor or an athlete.

NBC has created a monster and it is called Donald Trump.

I love 'Splash!' and 'Take Me Out.' Not that I'd ever do 'Splash!' It's the parading on British TV in a swimming costume I couldn't handle.

I'm not an actress, I'm a girl who was on reality TV.

I hate Cha Cha Cha the most on 'Strictly.' If I was in charge of 'Strictly' I'd get rid of Cha Cha Cha.

I'm really excited to be joining the fantastic cast of 'EastEnders' - a show which my family have watched for years.

Journalists are out to trap me with my underwear showing.

Kim Kardashian is trash.

Being a public figure, you cannot make everyone happy. Some people will criticise your actions, and I cannot stop expressing my opinion based on that.