Jack Cafferty Quotes

… establishment bobblehead Fareed Zakaria

Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that.

Do you get the feeling with Sarah Palin, in high school, she was voted least likely to write a book and most likely to burn one?

Throughout my political life, I've not been a stranger to controversy.

He's a jackass at a time when we need to have a serious debate.... Every time I turn around somebody asks we what I think about Donald Trump and the latest person he has trashed.

Am I the only person covering politics who ever noticed that Newt Gingrich is actually a nincompoop?

This is a very sick man, this Obama.

Tony Blair is a war criminal.

I think one thing we share [with my wife] is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.

I think maybe Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker. But he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight. Rush Limbaugh, 'I hope the country fails' - I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? ... He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.

George Bush has become something of an embarrassment.

Once a decade, once every eight years, Donald Trump finds some pretext to say I suck and that I'm bad.

Every time I nostalgically try to regain my liking of John McCain, he reaches into his sleaze bag and pulls out something malodorous.

Clinton's a schmuck.

Michelle Obama - they don't call her Mooch-elle for nothing.

George W. Bush is not a twit, but he does have twit tendencies.

We can all admit that [Charles] De Gaulle is one of the biggest sons of bitches who ever straddled a pot.

Mrs. Hoover has offered to the South and to the nation an arrogant insult yesterday.

In 2009, 2010, the Obama people were the ones mad at me.

Outrage is something Donald Trump typically has in no short supply.

Dr. Phil is a fat, loud blowhard with a Texas twang and male-pattern baldness.

I think Donald Trump is a complete and utter buffoon and a cancer to our society.

The insane little dwarf, Bush.

It's difficult to say there's something I dislike the most about Hillary Clinton. Frankly, in a weird way, she's had to eat a whole lot of excrement sandwiches in her life, and some days she's had mustard to put on them and some days not. Some days mayonnaise and some days just plain.

As your governor, you’re going to be seeing a lot of me on the front page, saying ‘Governor LePage tells Obama to go to hell.’