Bill Hicks Quotes


The waitress comes over to me like, 'What'chu readin' for?' I had never been asked that. Not 'What am I reading?' but 'What am I reading for?' Goddammit, you stumped me. Hmm, why do I read? I suppose I read for a lot of reasons, one of the main ones being so I don't end up being a... waffle waitress.


Citations

Hicks, Bill. "What Are You Reading?." Relentless, Marble Head, 1992.

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Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks
  • Born: December 16, 1961
  • Died: February 26, 1994
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

William Melvin Hicks was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist and musician. His material—encompassing a wide range of social issues including religion, politics, and philosophy—was controversial and often steeped in dark comedy.