Ayelet Waldman Quotes

It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.

I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.

I was a weird kid. I should've been gay because I listened to a lot of Broadway musicals. I don't know why I'm not gay.

I know, people were like, "It's all right that she's gay, but she doesn't have to look so gay." Trust me - I'm never cutting my hair again!

We have a society where every hit maker and TV presenter is gay.

I love comedy. I don't approach it any different. I'm not a comedian. I'm not a stand-up. I just do it like a part and personally, I love to watch comedies. If you don't get to do what you like to watch you get frustrated.

I'm not one of these people who thinks everybody's gay.

Tiny Cooper is not the world's gayest person, and he is not the world's largest person, but I believe he may be the world's largest person who is really, really gay, and also the world's gayest person who is really, really large.

In the gay world, [relationships] will always be open. There is no curbing the gay man.

What I love about the gay thing is that every single person I type into Google, it doesn't matter if it's Florence Welch, anybody, if you are not being called gay you don't have a career. That's my theory!

I've about decided if it wasn't for the sex, I could be gay. Hell, then you're just hangin' out with your buddies.

I'm a pessimist if I'm not careful, a feminist, a Black,...an oil-and-water combination of ambition, laziness, insecurity, certainty, and drive.

There is no such thing as romance in our day, women have become too brilliant; nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman.

Gay is when two girls get together, dance and have fun.

If you take yourself too seriously, you're dead in the water. I think the key to all is to have a laugh, have fun, and express every desire you had, as a kid.

I found it hugely insulting that people believed I'd go so far out of my way - living with Playmates, vacationing with actresses, showing up at nightclubs - to act out a lifestyle that would amount to a charade. If I was gay, I'd be gay all the way.

We had our family tree done... turns out I'm a quarter gay on my father's side.

I love gay people. Or as I sometimes call them, 'people.'

Here was long period on my life when I was very disappointed by the fact I wasn't gay. Because I grew up going to gay clubs, living in New York and LA, both very gay cities.

I'm gay. I know things.

I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.

It's hard to know what's gay in life. Boxing. That's two men fighting over a belt.

I feel dance and pop music genres are extremely female and extremely gay. When it comes to art and pop culture, queers are f - king weirdos. We don't have gender rules that tell us what we can and can't be. We just make it up as we go along. We have full creative license to be whatever we want to be.

Can accidentally eating halal food make you Muslim? Yes, the same way drinking a cosmo can make you gay.

No girl wants a secretly gay boyfriend, every dude wants a secretly gay girlfriend.