Robert Ben Garant Quotes

I'm not a person who can spontaneously say funny things.

I love goofing off and being awkward. I have always enjoyed improv.

I like being funny; I like laughing with people.

I come from standup and improv.

I just say what I think is the funniest thing I could say. I'm not trying to make headlines. I'm just trying to say the stuff that I think is funny and will make people laugh.

Crankiness is at the essence of all comedy. My wife and I were discussing the different types of cranky. There's entertaining cranky, annoying cranky, angry cranky.

I don't do drama. I'm a comedian.

Nothing like a great comedy. I love to laugh!

Funny is funny is funny.

If you try to be funny, you're not being funny.

I think that sometimes you do something that makes a small group of people laugh, which is all we were trying to do; we were just trying to make each other laugh.

I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all.

I provide a little comic relief.

I love my jokes.

Women liked me because I made them laugh.

I was always pretty funny with my friends.

Between us and the writers, it was comedy hour the whole time. We could hardly get through it.

I love funny people. I met and became friends with some of the funniest people ever. Gilda Radner, bless her soul; Martin Short; Dave Thomas; Eugene Levy.

Humor is rare in science fiction... there's so little of it that it automatically reminds you of other heroes with that acerbic humor when you find it.

I always, always want to make people laugh. In every situation. Even when it's inappropriate.

I'm the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

Comedy is king for me; it's the genre that everyone loves.

My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

I love stand-up comics, particularly those who have embraced podcasting.