Thomas Middleditch Quotes

I still have horrible luck with girls.

My life is PG-13 sometimes, and I really want Josh Grogan to propose to me, and he just won't do it.

Anytime I fall in love, I feel it's a first time. I have had no successful love story yet. I hope I will succeed next time when I fall in love.

It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.

I wrote '('Til) I Kissed You' about a girl I met in Australia. Her name was Lilian, and she was very, very inspirational. I was married, but... I wrote the song about her on the way back home.

My love life doesn't stink; it's nonexistent.

I don't think I've ever been in love, I'm sure I will be some day. I've had enormous crushes, although I've never been into the Brad Pitt thing.

Great passions, my dear, don't exist: they're liars fantasies. What do exist are little loves that may last for a short or a longer while.

I am a lover and have not found my thing to love.

I'm like, over love. Crush, smush. I can't. I'm giving up on love at this point. I'm hoping for a crush. Actually, no. I don't want a crush. I want someone to crush on me.

I never liked the men I loved and never loved the men I liked.

I'm attracted to heartbreakers.

When I'm not near the girl I love, I love the girl I'm near.

Why can't ladies like nice guys?

You want to fall in love with a shoe, go ahead. A shoe can't love you back, but, on the other hand, a shoe can't hurt you too deeply either. And there are so many nice-looking shoes.

I'm doomed romantically. I try to find a formula for everything in life, and that includes romance, but my methods haven't proven successful because there is no formula in romance.

If one swain scorns you, you will soon find another.

Next to being married, a girl likes to be crossed in love a little now and then.

Say what you will, 'tis better to be left than never to have been loved.

Absence - that common cure of love.

For me, it's nice to have a character who can never find love and have that be the running theme, but I think when you open the door to a story line about relationships, you open the door to another realm of comedy.

Like you and your woman ain't gettin' along and you're in love. You can't sleep at nights. Your mind is on her - on whatever. You know, that's the blues. You can't hug that money at night. You can't kiss it.

Maybe I'm too young to keep good love from going wrong, but tonight you're on my mind, so you never know.

All of us, consciously or unconsciously, set out to have the best possible love life. Valentine's Day simply shines a light on the degree to which that didn't - or hasn't yet - materialized.