Tom Lehrer Quotes

I was disappointed not to be able to interview Mr. Clinton. I met him two years ago. I was looking forward to talking with him about issues from Africa to terrorism.

President William Clinton is a man who thinks international affairs means dating a girl from out of town.

I don't care about Clinton's haircuts or his affairs or any of that stuff.

Bill Clinton's foreign policy experience stems mainly from having breakfast at the International House of Pancakes.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

Bill Clinton’s only experience with foreign policy is the fact that he had breakfast at the International House of Pancakes.

Clinton himself acted in ways which increased the threat of terror.

Tony Blair is one of the most significant world leaders of the modern era. He has a remarkable story to tell. His tenure as prime minister was marked by close relationships with Presidents Clinton and George W. Bush, and he enjoys a profile in this country that is rare among foreign leaders.

Like Hillary Clinton, I, too, have traveled hundreds of thousands of miles around the globe. But unlike Mrs. Clinton, I know that flying is an activity, not an accomplishment.

Not everyone has the survival skills of William Jefferson Clinton.

I think Hillary Clinton is a good and effective secretary of state.

I don't know - is everything the U.S. does a shocking embarrassment?

John Kerry, who says he doesn't like outsourcing, wants to outsource our national security.

When I am speaking about American presidents, I have to speak about my very special relations with President Clinton. He contributed more to peace than anybody else in the American sense.

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.

Tony Blair is a brilliant politician. Unfortunately, his legacy is entwined with George W. Bush because of Iraq.

Bush promised a foreign policy of humility and a domestic policy of compassion. He has given us a foreign policy of arrogance and a domestic policy that is cynical, myopic and cruel.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I can't do anything too serious like Saddam Hussein, but I would like to do Bill Clinton. That'd be fun.

There was not an ambassador in the world who was not my personal human rights representative.

Respect for human rights is a cornerstone of U. S. foreign policy.

There is a lot of juggling between NATO commitment and domestic politics in most countries [belonging to NATO.]

I did not have sexual relations with that woman–Miss Lewinsky.

A policy which rules out and all moral purpose except national interest has a fatal lack of what is essential to enduring success.

International policy does not aim at exploiting local, specific conditions to widen zones of influence and create difficulties for another country. The goal of international policy is to insure universal fulfillment of the "Declaration of the Rights of Man" and to prevent a sharpening of international tensions and a strengthening of militarist and nationalist tendencies.