Stephen Fry Quotes

There is no such thing as a homosexual or a heterosexual person. There are only homo- or heterosexual acts. Most people are a mixture of impulses if not practices.

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot.

Start with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men.

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?

People can do whatever they want to, but I'm more pro-hetero. I'm not knocking it - I have friends that are gay. It's just that it's not my cup of tea, l guess. That's all. People can do what they want.

I'm a bisexual; I get it maybe twice a year.

Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theatre?

Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I swear to God.

Homosexuality involves sexual acts most men consider not only immoral, but filthy. The reason public men rarely say aloud what most say privately is they are fearful of being branded 'bigots' by an intolerant liberal orthodoxy that holds, against all evidence and experience, that homosexuality is a normal, healthy lifestyle.

Mainstream people dislike homosexuality because they can't help concentrating on what homosexual men do to one another. And when you contemplate what people do, you think of yourself doing it. And they don't like that. That's the famous joke: I don't like peas, and I'm glad I don't like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.

I actually remember being in 3rd grade and piecing together in my head that one of my guy friends was homosexual.

At the end of the day, I say, 'You do you.' You shouldn't be focusing on convincing people what your sexual orientation is.

I have a problem with homosexual acts.

A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.

I Like Gay Men, Right Ken?

Straight men need to be emasculated.... Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.

If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce.

People from pre-sexual revolution and even from the 60s and the birth of the gay movement still define gay as two men or two women having sex. Our generation defines it from a more emotional standpoint. To be gay means you are drawn to the same sex. But it's a part of who you are, an identity, not an act.

I never thought about doing men. Never.

Sexuality shouldn't define you. It should be part of who you are.

If Lacan presumes that female homosexuality issues from a disappointed heterosexuality, as observation is said to show, could it not be equally clear to the observer that heterosexuality issues from a disappointed homosexuality?

Yes, I'm a homosexual and I like to shock people with glamour.

All liaisons between homosexuals are conducted as though they were between a chorus girl and a bishop. In some cases both parties think they are bishops.

If you can't remember the last time you had sex with a woman, you're either gay, or married.

I tell everybody that I'm a quatre-sexual: I will do anything with anybody for a quarter.