Mick Ralphs Quotes

Whenever you observe an animal closely, you feel as if a human being sitting inside were making fun of you.

I'm a parrot. I can pick up an accent and just do it.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

Usually, impersonations come out of something you dig, because you're listening to it over and over. And you kind of start developing... You're really trying to emulate them, then you realize, 'I sound ridiculous doing this. Oh, hey, maybe this is a funny impersonation.'

When I was younger, I used to drive up to a bunch of turkeys, roll down the window and say something. They'd all gobble back at once.

I'm a terrific mimic, and you can feel my funny bone.

I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious.

The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.

It was because the chimps are so eye-catching, so like us and teach us so much that my work was recognised worldwide.

I have always been a good mimic.

I can do a really good animal impression! I'm great at ducks, cats, dogs, and occasionally dolphins.

Sheep are never going to talk to you about cricket.

That cat will write her autograph all over your leg if you let her.

Fox taught me how to sing and dance

A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

The animal has secrets which, unlike the secrets of caves, mountains, seas are specifically addressed to man.

When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.

Dogs are in on our human silliness; lions are not.

Derangement is the only possible explanation for owning a cat, an animal whose preferred mode of communication is to sink its claws three-quarters of an inch into your flesh.

I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?

A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and buried it. I'm going to go plant a tree there, with bones on it, then the dog will come back and say, "Shoot! It worked! I must distribute these bones equally for I have a green paw!"

An injured lion wants to know if he can still roar.