David Steinberg Quotes

I'm trying to be a comedian, you know?

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it's my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.

To be a comedian, you gotta jokesmith, there's no way around it.

I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do.

I've been a stand-up comedian for years, and I can be silly.

I will always love to perform standup comedy.

Stand-up is hard.

If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh.

Oh, I love stand-up.

You know, stand-up comedy is where I pretty much started out.

The comedian just wants to get a laugh.

I am not a joke-teller. Stand-up, I couldn't do.

Stand-up, by far, is my favorite.

I'm a standup comedian, so I need people.

I always wanted to be a comedian.

I listen to a lot of standup comics.

When you're a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.

I'm traveling the world, ripping rooms apart with my stupendous comedy.

With comedians, you have that understanding that we're trying to get laughs.

I would say that fifty percent of my show is killer comedy.

When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.

There's nothing more difficult to do than comedy.

For comedy, timing is key.