Tony Danza Quotes

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.

I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.

I love 'Saturday Night Live,' and it's such a funny show. I don't know if I'm funny enough to be on it but definitely would be interested in doing it.

Graham Norton makes me laugh. I love him. I'm not kidding. I watch him on BBC America every week. He's so fast.

I love making 'iCarly' - it's so much fun, and I love getting the script every week and not really knowing what insane thing I'm going to be doing. It's just like an adventure every episode; that's really fun.

You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part.

I'm very interested in any script that makes me laugh.

Every script I've read for 'Black Jesus' has been hilarious.

I became popular as Bua because of 'Comedy Nights with Kapil.'

If you put me in 'South Park,' that audience is going to fall asleep in five minutes.

Really, I just love doing comedy. Any form it takes is great, as long as I can keep doing it, you know? If I can do my show and 'The League' while also getting to do other bits, that's awesome.

I love to work. I love doing standup.

As long as there's Big Momma, we're going to bring you comedy.

I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.

I love 'Arrested Development.'

I remember seeing McCoy Tyner in concert, and thinking that the music was incredible, but wanting to be invited in. I figured that humor was the way of letting the audience in. I've gotten a hard time about it, but I love to be funny onstage.

I like the sitcom, as a structure.

I just love to make a whole roomful of people laugh.

I love to see people laugh and I love it more if I can make them laugh.

I'm really not an actor of any kind. I've always seen myself as an entertainer, someone who makes people laugh. That's all I've ever wanted to do. 'Doctor Who' has always just been me, really.

The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds.

I love being able to make people laugh.

Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.

The one that was most fun was That's My Bush; the part that I did for Comedy Central. That was a hoot. That was more fun that one should be allowed to have.

I'm like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you're with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, 'God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.'